Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we have officially lost it.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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