gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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