I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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