She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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