you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm bleeding and have questions
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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