doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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