You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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