what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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