Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
In America we eat man semen.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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