who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Drunk is a universal language darling
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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