we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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