We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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