bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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