yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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