Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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