somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
