I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
In America we eat man semen.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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