Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
