i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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