You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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