i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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