He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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