How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I currently don't understand fingers.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
