Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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