I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Terrible idea I love it
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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