it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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