he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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