Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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