i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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