the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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