That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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