im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
