I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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