Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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