She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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