I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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