The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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