Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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