Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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