the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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