how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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