She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
organizing the empties. That sober.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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