I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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