You're my little dorito
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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