Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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