so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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