how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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