she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
