So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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