actually, I'm a sock model
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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